It’s Monday so let’s have a little fun at my cat’s expense, shall we?
Yesterday, I found this picture of Brody on my phone:
It appears my cat son, feeling extra sexy in his furry blanket, decided to take a cat selfie.
Though I’m relieved that he didn’t take in in the bathroom (SO tacky), Brody’s technique needs a little work.
So here is today’s lesson:
Tip #1: Don’t take too many cat selfies.
Otherwise, your cat friends might think you’re conceited.
Tip #2: Work that profile.
Stare out a window.
Yeah, that’s it. *click click*
Tip #3: Avoid the “Who farted?” expression.
Or in Brody’s case, the “Is that a meatball sub you got there?” expression.
(I really was eating a meatball sub. And Brody wanted a taste. Or at least a sniff.)
Tip #4: Don’t forget to SMIZE!
Smizing or “smiling with your eyes” can elevate your mug from domesticated to wild in one glance.
Brody may have never killed a bird, but he is killing the smize.
Tip #5: Always get spayed or neutered.
Once you are spayed or neutered, make sure to mention it in your Catbook status or Tigger profile.
I don’t know about you, but Brody is ready to face the week with his best cat selfie face forward.
Have a sexy Monday, my friends! The world smizes upon you.
Does your cat enjoy taking photos?
Thank you to everyone who sent Brody get-well wishes after his little fever/bladder infection debacle last week. 🙂