Crew: 2 humans, 2 felines
Location: Sector 5 of front yard
Mission: To overhaul 20,000 square feet of uncharted front yard
A new alien regime has taken over.
An army of sinister beings; devils that breed swiftly and in great number.
Our mission is not to study them, not to bring them back….
…but to wipe them out!
In the past, we’ve cut them down.
We’ve poisoned them.
We’ve set them afire.
…the aliens have returned.
At last, we brandish our thickest gloves and rip their thorny bodies from the earth.
But it is futile.
For they are all connected.
United by a bloodline, these monsters are birthed and nurtured by…
…THE MOTHER SHIP.
There she is.
Nestled safely inside a cage of roots beneath an old crape myrtle.
Behind this fortress of vines, she is further protected by a swarming bed of wood ants, poised to sting at her signal.
The Mother Ship must be removed, must be thwarted!
Carefully, we creep in with our shovels, ignoring the occasional ant bite, the occasional stab of her spines.
The Mother Ship is captured!
After a ceremonial beheading, our suspicions are confirmed…
…these creatures bleed.
Our work is not done, however.
There are countless more Mother Ships to be captured.
Which we do.
Our work, however, is still not over and the front yard looks like a war zone.
But it is a war we are winning.